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Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?

Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Scared Blair refuses link

Frightened Internet guy, Tim Blair (pictured, left) has refused to add a link to The ShadowLands at his new blog.

ShadowLands spokes-thing, Margo's Maid said that Blair probably can see the writing on the wall.

"Blair knows that the Internet is running out of space," the Maid said. "He understands that some tough decisions will have to be made, and his blog will be discontinued in favour of this one if he offers too many favours.

"In conclusion - bawk, bawk, bawk."

12 comments:

Col. Milquetoast said...

Perhaps you should threaten to destroy him. You may not need to follow through, threatening may be enough as these are times of hope and change where crying out "Death to (your opponent)" doesn't preclude negotiations.

stackja1945 said...

A lack of backbone seems to be the problem.

Ash said...

I think he's terrified that the Shadowlands will come out of the darkness and defeat the power of light that his blog represents.

Margo's Maid said...

Thank you all for your suggestions.

I still have a soft spot for Blair, and am determined to use the power of the ShadowLands for good and not for evil...at this stage.

Francis H said...

Big mistake Margo's. Use it for evil.

stackja1945 said...

New blog on the blogroll it is kae.
http://annoyancesandirritations.blogspot.com/
Spread the word.

stackja1945 said...

Oh, you already know.

Boy on a bike said...

Welcome to the dark side.

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Paco said...

I knew Blair was finished as soon as he started wearing those rose-colored sport coats.

Ash said...

There you go Margo's, that ne'er do well Blair finally gave you a link.

Col. Milquetoast said...

TimB caves to the vast international pressure but you are still not on his blogroll. Declare jihad, ululate, and he will give in eventually.

(of course, it could be that he has submitted a work request in triplicate to the News.com.au internet managers and Link Management Union No. 304 is considering it)

btw, where is Paco's blog?

Paco said...

Colonel: I thought I almost had my new blog put together, but I ran out of duct tape and bondo. I'll try to get 'er done tomorrow.