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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Health and beauty tips with Margo's Maid

Hold your breath when passing through metal detectors at airports, or security scanners at department stores. This will help you to avoid harmful rays, while significantly decreasing the chance of the alarm being activated.

2 comments:

Caz said...

One should also clutch one's Prada bag so as to protect the liver region, lest absorption of alcohol be negatively affected by government sponsored rays.

Margo's Maid said...

Thanks for the tip, Caz