Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?
Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.
Hold your breath when passing through metal detectors at airports, or security scanners at department stores. This will help you to avoid harmful rays, while significantly decreasing the chance of the alarm being activated.
One should also clutch one's Prada bag so as to protect the liver region, lest absorption of alcohol be negatively affected by government sponsored rays.
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One should also clutch one's Prada bag so as to protect the liver region, lest absorption of alcohol be negatively affected by government sponsored rays.
Thanks for the tip, Caz
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