REUTERS: Expectant parent, Michael Moore is having a sheep - at least according to Hollywood's celebrity blogger Perez Hilton.
Quoting "sources close to Michael Moore", Hilton's website announced today it can "reveal exclusively" a full grown sheep is on the way for the Academy Award-winning film-maker.
A guessing game began a week ago when the New York City plonker walked into a farmyard nursery at a local fun-fair.
"I'm not saying," Moore told reporters.
Hilton was not so shy. "The dickhead swallowed a sheep," the blogger revealed.
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