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Sunday, August 10, 2008

Dumb things said at Olympics, Part One

In what is expected to be the first of a series at the Shadowlands, here are two dumb things MM has heard Australian commentators say at the Olympics:
"This is a top, Olympic-class field..." (by a swimming commentator).

"She doesn't have many opportunities left. She only has one snatch." (At the weightlifting).

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