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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Beijing got it right: ShadowLands

A storm of media bumpf has erupted over the decision to prevent some snaggle-toothed chick from miming her own voice at the Beijing Olympics. The ShadowLands says: get over it people.

If we wanted to see people with bad teeth on the tele during the Olympics, we would hold the event in England - and nobody wants to see that. What's more, when the great Milli Vanilli finally makes a comeback, you can be sure that the ShadowLands will be there in the front row.

(Pictured above from left to right: the ugly one nobody likes, and the pretty, popular one.)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you sure she wasn't from Young Talent Time program with Johnny Young?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Talent_Time

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daddy dave said...

the crazy thing about this is that the "ugly" one isn't actually ugly. She's a reasonably cute kid, and would have been fine for the job.

RebeccaH said...

Just another example of China's Obsessive/Compulsive Disorder.