Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?
Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.
The Rev William Spooner is the Oxford Don who is remembered for his supposed tendency to accidentally switch consonants or vowels, thus, "Let us glaze our asses to the queer old dean."
Dying on August 29, 1930, he once admonished a crowd, "You haven't come for my lecture, you just want to hear one of those...things.".
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