The ShadowLands pays its respects to Boris Isayev, the Russian who reportedly died on stage while accepting his award for winning a pancake eating contest.
Little is known about Mr Isayev, except for his enthusiasm for eating pancakes, and a tragic tendency to take things a little too far.
While this news is indisputably sad, I guess we can only take our cue from the crowd, who are reported to have continued celebrating after his body was taken away.
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