Priscilla: Grandfather, it is harvesting time on the plantation once again. Shall I get the basket and help to collect the cocoa beans?
Asamoah: I have good news for you about this my child and also some bad news.
Priscilla: Oh really?
Asamoah: The good news is that Sydney City Council has banned Tim Tams and we cannot sell our crop - so you do not have to help collect the beans.
Priscilla: My, that Clover Moore sure is one cool lady - if only we had civic leadership like that here in Ghana. Okay - so what is the bad news?
Asamoah: The bad news is I found you a new job...
At least a jackass has a backbone
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