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Monday, March 9, 2009

Would you believe...

* An Australian has produced the World's First Shoe Phone. Turns out, of course, that like most world firsts, it has been done before.

* President of Kyrgyzstan, Kurmanbek Bakiev has congratulated women for their achievements. However, we're not so sure how well his comments would be received in a western country...

* Can France's disastrous immigration policies get any worse? Yes they can.

* Rupert Murdoch gets it - a brilliant speech.

4 comments:

kae said...

World's first shoe phone?

Stand by for an announcement from Kevin about Australia's research on shoe phones and their breakthrough success due soon in

5... 4... 3...

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Paco said...

When the President of Kyrgyzstan says that he wants women to be surrounded only by "worthy men", just, er, what did he have in mind?

Anonymous said...

If you can't wear it and walk in it, it's not a real shoe-phone. In the words of the immortal bard, 'missed it by THAT much.'

blogstrop said...

Paco, are you sure he meant that, or swarthy men?