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Friday, March 6, 2009

Modern women today

To celebrate International Women's Week, The ShadowLands is delighted to bring you this guide to the up-until-now poorly understood link between women's personalities and their breast shape.


Infidel Tiger said...

"A woman with silicon breasts can be a very good partner on holidays, just for a week or so, but one should not devote a whole life to those women ... Sex with a woman with a pair of silicon breasts is just a formality."

I have misjudged Pravda. Such writing would be a welcome relief in our national broadsheets.

Egg said...

I'll get back to you after conducting further field research ...

blogstrop said...

I only meant it to be for a week! Oh, well ... as Joe Walsh sang, life's been good to me so far.