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Friday, March 6, 2009

Modern women today

To celebrate International Women's Week, The ShadowLands is delighted to bring you this guide to the up-until-now poorly understood link between women's personalities and their breast shape.
Posted by Margo's Maid at 8:53 AM

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"A woman with silicon breasts can be a very good partner on holidays, just for a week or so, but one should not devote a whole life to those women ... Sex with a woman with a pair of silicon breasts is just a formality."

I have misjudged Pravda. Such writing would be a welcome relief in our national broadsheets.

March 6, 2009 at 10:54 AM
Egg said...

I'll get back to you after conducting further field research ...

March 6, 2009 at 8:40 PM
Anonymous said...

I only meant it to be for a week! Oh, well ... as Joe Walsh sang, life's been good to me so far.

March 6, 2009 at 9:19 PM

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