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Saturday, March 7, 2009

You know you're...

Due to popular demand (okay, it was an email) - I am collecting all my links so far to You Know You're ... When. Here goes...

You know you're Australian when...Canadian when...an Arab when...British when...Italian when...Japanese when...Chinese when...German when...Russian when...Dutch when...Spanish when...Brazilian when...Irish when... Kiwi when... Scottish when...South African when...Cambodian when... Greek when...Kenyan when...Libyan when...Iranian when... Japanese when...Kazakhi when... Estonian when...Papua New Guinean when...Korean when...Indian when...Israeli when... Lebanese when...Colombian when...Ecuadorian when... Kuwaiti when...Portuguese when... Hungarian when...Serbian when...Gibraltan when...Belgian when...
French when... Bangladeshi when...Azerbaijani when...Moldovan when...Peruvian when...Chilean when...Uruguayan when...

deep breath...

Somalian when...Egyptian when...Moroccan when...Turkish when...Armenian when...Fijian when...Argentinian when...Vietnamese when...Jamaican when...Haitian when...Algerian when...Ugandan when ...Croatian when... Mozambiquan when... Mexican when...Afghani when... Nepalese when...Albanian when...Bulgarian when...Cyprian when...Latvian when...Ukrainian when..Polish when...Swedish when...Finnish when...Danish when...Icelandic when...Norwegian when... Singaporean when...Thai when...Taiwanese when...Tunisian when...Mauritian when...Panamanian when...Romanian when...Sri Lankan when...Eritrean when...Sudanese when...Swazilander when ...Tanzanian when... Swiss when...in Zambia when...

and American when you don't need no stinkin' list to know who you are.

UPDATE: Thanks to readers pointing to this site with some American - and other - lists.

13 comments:

blogstrop said...

Who says we're not multicultural here at Shadowlands?

kae said...

Well done, Margo's.

Thanks for the laugh and the link.

Wings said...

Holy buckets, that's a list!!!

Pogria said...

MARGO'S!!!!!!!

The British and Italian have the same link!

I want to know what it's like to feel Italian!!!

Pleeeeeeeeeeease fix it?!?

Sorry for getting all emotional, I really want to know. hehe

BTW, hell of a job you've done with this post. I am totally in awe.

blogstrop said...

Hi Pogs!

Pogria said...

Hi Blog!!!

Wow, long time!!

What a great place to catch up.

Margo's Maid said...

Apologies pog, a ghastly error that could have caused an international incident. The Italian one is one of the better ones too. Fixed!

Pogria said...

Thanks heaps Margo's!!

The first line needed a slight change for authenticity.

"You're 5'4", can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day, but you still cry when your mother yells at you."

Authentic version;

"You're 5'4", can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day, but you still cry when your mother yells at you that thirteen year old girls can no longer play with their brothers weights after they've taken Holy Communion."

heh. ;)

Anonymous said...

The "Greek" one has a huge chunk taken directly from the "Italian" one.

The funny part is the line about the "3 VIP to Strip Club" has been changed to "3 VIP to Dance Club"

Whats up w/ that?

Anonymous said...

theres no bahamian!!! i feel so left out

Anonymous said...

And what about Bulgarian??? Even the Albanians got in!

Anonymous said...

Check these, too:

http://www.zompist.com/amercult.html

...and yes, there's a "How to tell if you're American" section.

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