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Sunday, March 22, 2009

ShadowLands says hi to Kevin

Blogs that are critical of Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd are to be tracked by the Federal Government according to news reports.

The ShadowLands welcomes this development, and trusts the geography-illiterate, spelling-challenged, poorly advised, innumerate, diplomatic dundering, platitude-saying, lying, earwax-snacking, conflict avoiding, cliche-riddled, bandicoot-molesting Mr Rudd learns something from the exercise.

UPDATE: I nearly forgot, also - buck-passing.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe they'll send grubby reps to investigate the blogs. Like their ATO people who appear not to have showered for a few days and have purchased their apparel off the rack at Target. Nothing wrong with that but it does hide their significant salaries and bottomless Superannuation. Mehaul.

kae said...

Wot? No link for bandicoot molesting?

Sheesh, you're slipping Margo's!

WV: macin

blogstrop said...

Are they going to make it retrospective, i.e. to include all those blogsprogs who wanted the Howard government and all who sailed in it to just die, or something?

Boy on a bike said...

I wouldn't worry - it will take Woin Swan forever to figure out the number for the Shadowlands blog.

Margo's Maid said...

My linking hand got tired, but I'm sure there's something out there about the bandicoots.

Egg said...

Woot's this: MM's 'Kevni's-search-engine-optimised' (KSEO) page?

Anonymous said...

it's essential to cover up their truths. That is the illusion. 16

kae said...

Sure, Margo's.

Next you'll be telling me you've run out of hands.

(WV: ganita - lol close but no cigar... woohoo!)

kk said...

add pompous, self-regarding,

freddi said...

Bandicoot-molesting?

Come on, you must have something better than that Margo!

Just to remind everyone, this is why we love our PM...