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Friday, June 6, 2008

Divine inner peace with Mahmoud

The ShadowLands is delighted to welcome the latest of our celebrity columnists, Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Mr Ahmadinehad will be the ShadowLands special reporter on achieving inner peace. Over to you, Mahmoud:

by Mahmoud Ahmadinehad

Divine inner peace and unbounded happiness is possible within you right now. The world always looks brighter from behind a smile! In fact, within each moment there is a window of opportunity to discovering a completely different angle to life's perpetual dangle. Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.

You'll discover that every experience is trying to teach you something. The ultimate lesson is how to be supremely happy, joyful, loving and free! Once you commit to being gentle with yourself, you'll learn EVERY amazing lesson life throws your way!
The very center of our innermost being contains the greatest source of love, joy, and peace. Always remember to be happy because you never know who's falling in love with your smile!
You can chase a butterfly all over the field and never catch it. But if you sit quietly in the grass it will come and sit on your shoulder.
To be continued...

5 comments:

Minicapt said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0gzQS4w1sc

Cheers
JMH

Francis H said...

So good to hear from a true man of peace.

We'd never have seen this over at whatsisname's old blog.

Well done margo's

Anonymous said...

Inner Peace? Do they know what peace is?

Margo, nice blue. 1.6

Col. Milquetoast said...

margos, here is the correct photo

Margo's Maid said...

Thanks Colonel - looks like Mahmoud is after an inner piece.