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Monday, June 23, 2008

Readers are wanton hedonists: survey

It's official. Readers of the Shadowlands are kinky hell-raisin' substance abusin' sex fiends on a one way trip to PartyTown, according to a new poll.

ShadowLands spokesthing Margo's Maid, said the number of readers who say they like to have a good time overwhelmed those who don't by 11 votes to 8.

"I have long suspected readers of this blog to be wanton lovers of a good time, and it appears my suspicions have been confirmed," the Maid said.

"In fact, I suspect the people who voted for 'If I want you to know this kind of personal stuff, I'll tell you. How about you mind your own fucking business?' are even worse, and I have passed on all of their personal details to both the police and the Indian Telemarketing Association."

6 comments:

Col. Milquetoast said...

I didn't vote. When you asked "do you like to have a good time" I thought you might be hitting on me and I didn't want to lead you on.

Paco said...

I am not a substance abuser.

Hucbald said...

Hand me a beer and don't Bogart that joint.

RebeccaH said...

I was afraid you might be an agent for the Indian Telemarketing Association, so I didn't vote either.

Boy on a bike said...

Voted early.

Voted often.

Minicapt said...

... I was firmly undecided.

Cheers