It's official. Readers of the Shadowlands are kinky hell-raisin' substance abusin' sex fiends on a one way trip to PartyTown, according to a new poll.
ShadowLands spokesthing Margo's Maid, said the number of readers who say they like to have a good time overwhelmed those who don't by 11 votes to 8.
"I have long suspected readers of this blog to be wanton lovers of a good time, and it appears my suspicions have been confirmed," the Maid said.
"In fact, I suspect the people who voted for 'If I want you to know this kind of personal stuff, I'll tell you. How about you mind your own fucking business?' are even worse, and I have passed on all of their personal details to both the police and the Indian Telemarketing Association."
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