REUTERS: Australian rugby union fans have been shocked to discover that the captain of the Australian team, Stirling Mortlock has no genitals, following the airing of a new commercial for Powerade.
A spokesman for the Wallabies supporters group, said the commercial about what goes on under the skin of a player during a rugby match clearly shows that Mortlock is missing his meat-whistle.
"We were shocked to discover in this advertisement that the Australian captain has neither a one-eyed warrior nor his clock weights. This cannot bode well for the future of rugby, when our elite players are unable to play with the soldier's toy, let alone unleash the doombots. No wonder our performances in recent year have been under par."
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