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Sunday, June 1, 2008

Rudd's image shake-up

Kevin Rudd made an appearance in the change-rooms of top rugby league side the Brisbane Broncos following their win over the Parramatta Eels on Friday night.

A Rudd spokesperson said that while Rudd is not a noted rugby league fan, the visit to the dressing-room should dispel some of the unfounded talk that was going around following his recent visit to Cate Blanchett.

"Rudd is certainly a man's man, and there is no better example of this than his visit to the Broncos' sheds after the game on Friday night," the spokesman said. "He proved that this was not just some publicity stunt by also hanging around the shower recesses for considerable periods during the lead-up games."


stackja1945 said...

Rudd lead-up by hanging around the shower recesses? As kae says hehe.

Minicapt said...

"... during the games".


Boy on a bike said...

I bet someone had to show him how to put it on. That grey little pudding basin of a wimp looks like he's never played anything more active than tiddlywinks or chess.

I bet his butler would have loved a visit to the showers.

Anonymous said...


Rudd is almost as straight as Paul Keating.


kae said...

Rudd. A man's man.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

No wonder he didn't remember scores...


Egg said...

So krudd's a 'ball boy'?

stackja1945 said...

Penguin. Paul, yes!!!