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Monday, June 9, 2008

Special offer for NSW speedsters

REUTERS: Police in New South Wales are offering 50 per cent off demerit points from midnight tonight as part of a campaign to get motorists to throw caution to the wind.

A spokesman for NSW Police said with road deaths at 50 year lows, many ambulance drivers and police are becoming bored.

"Many motorists seem to have forgotten what it is really like to let their hair down. This is why we are offering 50 per cent off demerits for speeding, seat belt and helmet offences from today. The Police and urging all motorists basically to get a life - to drive above the speed limits, and forget about all the usual bullshit like seat belts and helmets," the spokesman said.

“With many families and friends travelling long distances over the coming weeks, many are being bored out of their brains by the pussies at the steering wheel. That's why we are encouraging motorists to put the foot down.

“There are also 80 Driver Reviver stations around the state that will be handing out free red-bull alcopops. Hot chicks will be waving racing flags next to freeways, and we will be encouraging drivers to get a move on with the slogan, 'Fang-a-dang dang.'"

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