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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Plonker Wars: Bush hits out at Evans threat

REUTERS: US President, George W Bush has named Australia as the new third member of the 'axis of evil', following threats by PM Kevin Rudd to unleash Gareth Evans on the international community.

"This is a regime that is operating outside the civilised world. States like these, and their terrorist allies, constitute an axis of evil, arming to indiscriminately unleash dickheads like Gareth Evans upon the world," Mr Bush said. "They could provide other idiots to terrorists, giving them the means to match their hatred. In any of these cases, the price of indifference would be catastrophic."

Australian PM, Kevin Rudd has brushed aside the comments of President Bush.

"If Bush tries anything, we still have Cheryl Kernot waiting in the wings. We have used her before and we are not afraid to use her once again," Mr Rudd concluded.

1 comment:

MarkL said...

And Gareth-Gareth certainly used Sheryl's kernot on any number of occasions!

Eeeeww, THERE's a revolting image...