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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

At the third stroke...

Despite the strong possibility that imperialistic news sources have used this as a distraction from the monumental achievements of North Korea, reports continue to suggest that beloved leader, Kim Jong Il had a stroke about one month ago.

Let's hope he recovers soon, as the death of his father (and DPRK idol contestant) in 1994 did not go down at all well.

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