Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?
Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.
English Pravda is urging readers not to discuss Vladimir Putin's super-hot daughter, Maria - and as such this will be a taboo topic at the ShadowLands also. The ShadowLands thanks you in advance for your good taste and restraint.