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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Moby

Bald pop dude Moby, who is 43 on September 11, has produced a few toe-tapping tunes, a couple of amusing videos, and one very tedious blog. A resident of New York, here are his thoughts following 9/11, including his evil plan for a devastating pamphlet drop.

1 comment:

Col. Milquetoast said...

"...if we were to use our best graphic designers to come up with a pamphlet that depicted him drinking, gambling, and having sex with prostitutes, and then dropped this pamphlet over the islamic countries, his reputation would be destroyed."

Because everyone believes anything they read in a pamphlet (except for the 72% of the Afghanistan's population that can't read). Surely, the Taliban Mullahs would give permission to fly over their territory. Nor would they spread lies about what the aircraft were dropping (like the lie during the Berlin airlift that the planes were dropping crop eating beetles over East Germany).

I really like how he immediately follows it with "please don't laugh. this really would work."