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Thursday, September 11, 2008

Kim Jong not so-Ill

Well placed sources from the Korean Friendship Association are saying that it is unlikely that Kim Jong Il is unwell.

As Algerian delegate Mr Skander Belouizdad points out:

"We must show our greatest respect for the Dear Leader who went as far as to not attend the 60th anniversary of the DPRK just to take care of the people, unlike other corrupt leaders who still manage to enjoy themselves when the people suffer. The Dear Leader comrade Kim Jong Il has always been a healthy man as can be seen in the video documentaries 'Kim Jong Il The Great Athlete' and 'Kim Jong Il The Great Dietician.'"

Watch and weep, imperialist scum!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Keep this up MM and I'll be converted to the faith myself!

Seriously though, little pipsqueaks
like KJI. can only remain in power while assholes like the KFA exist, and the party depended upon him need him. No one on his-her alone can be that powerful!