Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?
Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.
Sydney's only tabloid newspaper, the Daily Telegraph - usually the least tabloid of Sydney's two dailies - led with the Don't Panic heading, followed by the confusing assertion that Australia has recently experienced the worst stock market crash since the great depression. Sorry, but not even close. Sensibly, the article appears to have been taken offline.