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Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?

Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Back from a corporate retreat

The top executives here at The ShadowLands have just returned from a corporate retreat, where we touched base to drill down on our customer-focused repurposing.

We even produced ourselves a mission statement to clarify our future going forward...


Boy on a bike said...

I know many people who will appreciate that mission statement generator.

Anonymous said...

Not good enough MM, I understood nearly a third of your statement.
You have to ramp it up a level or two, otherwise, people who don't know you, might think of the Shadowlands as a second rate organisation.
Lucky, we do know better!

dave said...

I liked this:
"The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed, magnetic."

blogstrop said...

Here's your mission statement, MM.