Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?
Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.
Tsuyoshi Kusanagi of the pop group SMAP is in disgrace after being found drunk and naked in a public park in Tokyo recently. Let's hope he gets his act together. Meanwhile, now is as good a time as any to enjoy a SMAP retrospective. (Tsuyoshi is the serious one.)