Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?
Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.
The ShadowLands has not always been fully supportive of the policies of the Australian PM, Kevin Rudd, but even we were surprised at the harshness of this headline currently on the home page of the Sydney Morning Herald.