Question They Won't Ask: Week IX

Each week, The ShadowLands submits a question to ABC television's interactive Q and A television program, with the aim that it should be unsuitable for asking or publishing on their website. This week:

Question for Dr John Hewson:

As the bloke who lost the unlosable election and went on to be involved in the management of four disastrous businesses, would Dr Hewson care to tell us which is his arse and which is his elbow, and explain how he came to make his decision?

UPDATE: Published on the website, damn it.