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Friday, April 10, 2009

Speedboats to save world

In the long and drawn-out history of inward extraction, there have been few things to suck quite as badly as these environmental flash games.

Explanations of just two of them for you - first Water Dash:
You are an arctic penguin out to prevent disease, save the environment, and deliver clean water to the needy. Grab a bucket and get started!
Arctic penguins? And don't forget the Global Warming game:
Island factories are harming the atmosphere with sky-high levels of industrial pollution. As an international watch-dog with a wicked speed-boat, you have to make sure they know and abide by the Kyoto Treaty.

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