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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Procedures followed

A video showing a member of the United Arab Emirates' royal family torturing a man with whips, electrocution and a nail-spiked board has been released.

The Minister of the Interior (one of the torturer's brothers) reviewed the recording and concluded "all rules, policies and procedures were followed correctly by the Police Department."


Anonymous said...

Yes, but did he void his car warranty when the victim is left semi-conscious as Sheik Issa drives over him back and forth with his Mercedes SUV?

Should I have done a **Spoiler Alert -- Attempted Murder** there? My bad. But then Americans have a suicide pact with morals over saving 3000 in Los Angeles vs torture over $5000 worth of grain.

SUV? Carbon footprint not looking good for the jury pool. Oh, wait. UAE isn't a democracy and lives under sharia law. Silly me, liberty isn't for barbarians.

Member of royal family = License to kill = Sheik 007 = Coming to a Pakistan village near you. Gird your loins!

blogstrop said...

It's just a cultural thing, like killing your sister for the sake of family honour in Londonistan, or raping underaged kids in the NT. Human Rights, Rule of Law - they're just stuff to beat the western middle-class up with.
You can get away with all that PC crap here 'cause we're so punchy from three decades of media-boarding.