Question They Won't Ask: Week X

Each week, The ShadowLands submits a question to ABC's interactive, Q and A television program, with the aim that it should be unsuitable for asking or publishing on their website. This week:

A question for Chris Bowen on behalf of hundreds of curious union leaders around Australia. As a former Industrial Officer of the Finance Sector Union, can you provide any tips about the best way to procure poontang without leaving a credit card trail?

UPDATE: Published, dammit.