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Sunday, April 5, 2009

Not happy, Kim

According to this highly credible news source, Kim Jong Il is furious at being overtaken by Robert Mugabe as the world's worst tyrant. Let's hope the upcoming missile test - or perhaps some Zimbabwean traffic mishap - can restore Kim to his rightful place.

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1 comment:

blogstrop said...

The Kimster seeks to destroy something (anything!) on a grand and dramatic, theatrical scale, while Mugabe has destroyed his country in a series of piecemeal whimpers that the world has accepted - in boiling frog mode.
Behind the colourful, dancing and marching Stalinist facade, the NorKo-state will be no more attractive than Zimbabwe to prospective migrants.