For David Marr
Could you do the secret signals for us please?:
1. Pretend to knead bread in mid air. (This means Tony Jones is making you hot);
2. Wave your head from side to side. (This means Craig Emerson is making you hot and you want his attention);
3. Talk loudly over other people. (This is the secret signal that means you are a boorish idiot).
Thanks in advance...
UPDATE: Pretty sure this one is not published. Huzzahh!