Question They Won't Ask: Week XI

Each week The ShadowLands submits a Question They Won't Ask to the interactive ABC television program, Q and A. This week:

For David Marr

Could you do the secret signals for us please?:

1. Pretend to knead bread in mid air. (This means Tony Jones is making you hot);

2. Wave your head from side to side. (This means Craig Emerson is making you hot and you want his attention);

3. Talk loudly over other people. (This is the secret signal that means you are a boorish idiot).

Thanks in advance...

UPDATE: Pretty sure this one is not published. Huzzahh!