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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Question They Won't Ask: Week XI

Each week The ShadowLands submits a Question They Won't Ask to the interactive ABC television program, Q and A. This week:
For David Marr

Could you do the secret signals for us please?:

1. Pretend to knead bread in mid air. (This means Tony Jones is making you hot);

2. Wave your head from side to side. (This means Craig Emerson is making you hot and you want his attention);

3. Talk loudly over other people. (This is the secret signal that means you are a boorish idiot).

Thanks in advance...

UPDATE: Pretty sure this one is not published. Huzzahh!


Anonymous said...

"Pretty sure this one is not published."
Come on MM, with your inside connections you can't get your best question published?
Pay them more you Scrooge!
(Ok you are no Scrooge)
W: seeder, there you go, just plant the idea

Boy on a bike said...

For PJ:

When you had cancer of the anus, when it was removed, did it look anything like David Marr?

Margo's Maid said...

Dammit, BOAB, wish I'd thought of that.

Didn't agree with everything PJ said, but he was very impressive all the same.

Egg said...

Marr simply needs to don Grahame Bond's old 'Aunty Jack' outfit to be the face of Aunty, representing her views in any political discourse ...

Margo's Maid said...

Aunty Jack - a true classic.

Anonymous said...

He was on ABC last night. 16