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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Superbrains tackle swine flu conspiracy

From English Pravda:

It's not an unreasonable question to ask: Could world governments, spooked by the prospect of radical climate change caused by over-population of the planet, have assembled a super-secret task force to engineer and distribute a super virulent strain of influenza designed to "correct" the human population (and institute global Martial Law)?
UPDATE: Some chaps from this Muslim forum figured it out first:

Anyone with eyes can clearly see that this new disease is a curse from Allah upon America. The Mujahideen and those who support them continue to ask Allah to destroy America. Allah responded. Today, they are being destroyed military, economically, and now they are being destroyed with a new disease that is spreading fast. May Allah protect the Muslims in the West from this disease and may this disease reach all the enemies of Allah so that the American Government can no longer move a finger against the Ummah!


stackja1945 said...

Yes. Big Brother lives.

Boy on a bike said...

If there was a program to depopulate the planet, Obama would have released the super-top-secrete memo by now.

On the other hand, the only way Gordon Brown will raise enough money to pay for his spending is via an inheritance tax. That's only paid when people die, so if you want to increase the tax take, kill lots more people.

As for the muzzies, I think it will be hilarious, in a sick sort of way, if some of them die from SWINE flu. Are victims of a pig-related disease allowed into paradise? Better ask that one on the muslim forums.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Nothing is implausible

RebeccaH said...

Anyone with eyes can clearly see that this new disease is a curse from Allah upon America. But first, Allah decided to start with Mexico.