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Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?

Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Questions They Won't Ask: Week VIII

The ShadowLands has had a highly disappointing past few weeks, with questions published on the website of ABC television's interactive Q and A program.

Just repeating: the aim of the exercise is to submit a question that not only they refuse to ask, but they also refuse to publish on their website.

This week, we return to a previously successful theme:

For Tanya Plibersek

The ALP has a history of giving safe seats to any woman who is willing to play hide the sausage with an obese, acne-scarred or otherwise deformed in-some-way union leader.

Are you concerned that the Governor General's daughter may be gunning for your seat in Parliament?

UPDATE: At last, not published!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Hey, General-Secretary: if I said you had a really big mandate would you hold it against me?"

Egg said...

In that case, it's small wonder that Labor wymmin are misandrists ...